Ehh...ain't like it's gotta be a secret or nothin'. I mean, I've talked to people usin' this thing before. [He's already reaching onto a shelf out of Vash's view to pull out his notebook, handing it over.] And some people on there think I was like. Prankin' 'em, or not real, or whatever. So if you wanna make it clear I am real and do in fact exist, I'd appreciate that too.

Otherwise, I'll deal with rubberneckers if they decide to drop by.