[He barks a remarkably loud but unkind laugh at that question. What happens indeed.]

A grand production of tragedy and comedy, of course! Oooh, to be danced upon a stage in a part with no heart, and script with no passion, and a director with no vision, only to be torn asunder by a cruel audience.

[That's a very over-the-top way of saying "What a fucking loaded question."]

...Ooooh, now I am all a tingle. Heihei is a bit showman himself, it looks like, laying it out so ominously. Bravo!